FYI

Just so you know, me and my germy buddies found out recently that AOL UK did a study to find out the habits of you nasty humans. They studied keyboards of office workers to see what sort of nastiness you leave behind everyday. Here are some of their findings:
1.Computer keyboards are accumulating up to two grams of dirt every month
2.Much of the stuff was food related, but also in the dirt were dead insects as well as fingernail parings, small patches of dead skin and the odd hair.
Here was the basic keyboard grime breakdown:
Corn Flakes (15%)
Boiled sweet (15%)
Noodles (7%)
Vegetable piece (4%)
Leaf (1%)
Pencil shavings (1%)
Staple (1%)
Finger nail (<1%)
Tape/plastic (<1%)
Insect (<1%)
Foil (<1%)
Hair (<1%)
Various particles resembling cereal grains, biscuit crumbs, bread crumbs, pastry flakes and chocolate crumbs (56%)
Now, I'm sure you're sitting there saying, "oh no that's grosss!!", but my germ family and I have stories of our own to tell about your nasty habits. But hey, don't change anything on my account. We love you for your nasty habits. It gives us more to breed in.